The Online Blues

So, now i have a computer, an internet connection and plenty of time.
Past are the days of playing games and checking out some nudies. HOW TO MAKE MONEY??
Ok, so i start browsing for options and having a look around. The 1st option is of course PTC and PTS. Man, this is unreal. You have to spend your life behind your computer for the pennies they pay. For sure, there are Paid to read mail programs that pay not to bad,but the payout target is just simply unrealistic. So, if you join today and start reading and clicking their mails you will get paid in one years time if you're lucky! I WANT TO MAKE BUCKS NOW, NOT IN ONE YEAR!
Next option: Affilliate marketing?